Party people.....

People!!! happy new year!! year 2009 will definitely be a better year for all of us den previous yr~ yeaaa mannnnnnnn,... lols..

i have officially goreng my boss punya sotong.. well in a direct meaning, it means, i quitted my part time job, gotta enjoy the rest of my holiday lazing at home and do nothing lols.. I wouldnt say i didnt enjoy working there but i had good and bad memories there, especially with the staffs there.. crazy ppl.. lolz...

Gotta start chilling out with frens and gather all my kaki shopping to start the shopping spree~ and yea Debbie... shopping weihhhhhhh... hahaha...

and i am gonna crap some stories, all gonan start with"...the other day... "

here goes...

The other day, when i was at one particular pirated CD store (wuuttt.. who says anak polis cannot buy pirated CDs -.- ), and yeaa.. i was waiting for the uncle to burn me the CD and it was taking a freaking 45 mins there.. i was planning to go down for basketball u see.. but i still waited there and talk to the uncle while waiting for te CDs.. and out of nowhere, the uncle started praising me...

"... you know, not many youngsters nowadays are like u, have so much patience, eventho u have waited for damn long, but u still wait here in patience.. Uncle have seen so many ppl and i can tell that ppl that have such great patience like u, will end up successful and manage to get a pretty wife.. because pretty gals always like to jual mahal and if u have patience, u will get 'em... "

O.o well that was a really good motivation to be patient den.. a pretty wife?? LOL...

nextt...

The other day, when i was still at work.. my staffs suddenly ran in the shop and tell me something funny.. well apparently, a pair chinese couple was caught... having their intimacy time at the staircase there.. well... they were having sex and kantoiii la deiiiiiiii... LOLs... ok ok this was how it happened.. A cleaner of Giant was packing his stuffs and suddenly he heard some noise... well i dunno wat noise he heard so go ahead n imagine urself.. hahaha.. and the cleaner went to the security n alerted them.. So the security brought along the gang, went to the crime scene, and ended up catching a couple having their sweet time there... Well, at least the security was NICE enoughh to catch them after their *ahems* project *ahems*.. how considerate of them ehhh.. lols..

and that wasnt the first time, i heard from the security also that, few weeks ago, a malay couple was caught having their own sweet time at the toilet...

what's next? indian couple??? lols...

Giant KJ is starting to become a more n more interesting place. Dun u think so?? :D i am gonna lepak around giant especially the dark corners and try my luck, if i bump into such case.. LOL... i am not that free okayzz.. -.-

well i am out of interesting stories.. hahahaha...

nwo that i am having my own sweet time shaking legs at home edi.. so i am open for everyone to ask me out for shopping or gathering or watever laaa!!!.. comeeee.. hahaha

see ya all around and 2 weeks till the uni start... gonna slack kau kau first... weeeee...

happy new yr~

new yr resolutions
- continue being a good boi~
- get lotsa money
- get a car
- a gf?? LOL..
- being healthy..
- hoping to meet more n more new friends :)
- work n study harder for the last sem of my degree...

... ahh bullshiattt...

Christmas fiasco

it's has been longgggg since the last update... i mean days oni la.. weeks maybe.. i dunno~ forgot.. well everything is still alright, other than a few things that i hope to turn to be ok in no time :)

well, it's my day off today, which is so obvious coz if not, i wont be that free to post an update here.. -.- spend the morning at One utama, shopping for presents~ and i burnt 600 hundred buxxx~ LOLs... well it was funnn.. in a way.. lols..

and One Utama is not that fun anymore when comes to bumping into frens that we know.. one after another... -.-

1st friend that i bumped into... Charmaine Liew Kaye! i know u dun like ur full name but i still remember it tho.. haha.. it has been years since i last saw her at Taman SEA sch.. my junior that used to kacau me... -.- prefect kononnyerrrr~ ahaha.. and how dare u forget my name! -.- nvm forgiven if i get my christmas present! hehe.. happy working!

2nd friend that i bumped into, Joey-dunno-wat's-the-surname.. The junior from SMK Kelana Jaya that play basketball with me~ a stupid fella that raised up his hand up high in the shop he is working at when i walked pass and i was wondering which fella would raise his hand so that ppl could smell his armpit -.- and he works at the DC superhero shop! anyone fancies stuffs there? i will bug him for discounts~

3rd and 4th friends, dunno wat's their names but they r from the same university as i am~

well.. enough la deyhhh.. next person i am gonna bump into is some superstar or prime minister

and working has been dead tiredddddddddd... arrange stocks, rush for sales, constantly working full and no day off... haihs.. when la gonna be 30th of dec.. i am gonna quit the job by then... weee..

the other day at work,

my staff : Hoii Lee(they all call me that), tengok depan, ada ah moi sexy...
me : *turn around to look*... *and silent a while..* Hoiii... itu pondan la! lelaki la!
my staff : harrrr?? aduhhhhhzzz... cilakaaa... aku ingat ah moi...


see.. i told yaa Giant KJ got lotsa aquaaa~ ahahaha

christmas is just around the corner. to those that are celebrating it, Merry Christmas! have a joyful gathering and a festive day! to those that are not celebrating it, go out and enjoy. :)

I wont be celebrating it again, working laaa.. haihs.. well.. at least i could wish ppl around me to enjoy the day since i cant right.. :) Merry Christmas everyone...

MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSS!!!!!

workaholic..

not that i wan to be a workaholic.. and not like i am good enough to be one, but i was forced to become one... -.- not to mention the amount of stress being the one to supervise the shop whenever the supervisor is away. P/s: he is like away for 80% of the days in the month -.- a busy man...

and he likes to make the situation worse by asking to push up the sales when the Giant KJ is like being deserted due to some Human infestion or watever! the oni infestion u gonna there is rempit infestion!!! and also gayloardsss~ ahahahahaha...

Well, not to say Giant Kj is a bad place to work at( i am not working IN the giant, not those typical cashier or stock counting type..). Well i dunno about other Giants around Malaysia but the Giant at my place, particularly during weekends, u will see loadssss of foreign workers loitering around.. and they think they r cool... in a way la.. LOL..

U will see them dressed up like a ROCKSTAR?! typical skinyn jeans and untidied hair.. and that's their fashion! to us is like 70 years ago's fashion la.. but i wouldnt wanna point it out to them coz they were the ones that carry fat loads of cash and walk in the shop, asking for expensive shoes.. i mean they r better den some of the people that were trying to get a discount out of us even a few cents that count~ dun be so kiamsiap if u wanna buy leather shoes!

1 case happened while i work at my place there...
there was this customer, i think he is from myanmar la..

cust : boss... berapa harga ini?
me : Rm129.90 sajerrrrrrrrr...
cust : tak boleh kurang?
me : semua ikut computer punya boss...
cust : kurang siiiii....
me : tak boleh..
cust : ...kittt
and he continued,
cust : kurang sepuuu...
me : tak bolehhh...
cust :..luhhhh

and he went off.. ahahaha.. i had fun cutting into his sentences even b4 he finished it... coz he is a kiamsiap customer! i had to do it to shoo him off... lols... i am evil...

and u will se laods of gaysss around.. they dun mind holding hands and hugging each other in front of us.. but that sorta gave us a laughter to ease off our day la.. damn bored la at the work place there... at least have something good to laugh at... hurmms.. good? LOL..

and believe it.. ALL of the mr foreign workers... and i know the reason... cozz.. i was the one brave enough to ask one of them.. the following is the conversation carried out between me n the foreign workers(myanmar or indon i presumed). Warning! the contents might be disturbinggg.. LOL..

me : ehh boss.. kenapa lu couple dengan abang tu?
gay1 : *quietssss...* smile at me..
me thinking * he dun understand wat the hell is couple kot..*
me : i mean... kenapa lu gay gay dengan dia la.. ada kakak lu tak mau? u mau abang ar?? haha
gay 1: Ohhhh.. sebab tak cukup kakak...
me : *stonesss...* *speechless***
my malay staff : HAHAHA... suka kena cucuk la tu.. -.-
me : hoiiii... gila la u.. control sikit... *but i myself was laughing non stop there edi.. *

just because there arent enough indon foreign workers here and they were lonely, so they got themselves coupling with guys... -.-

haihs.. and i spend my day off here complaining about working ahaha...

well gotta go get some rest...

ciaozz people...

take care and i do miss talking to u :)

byess...

tagged by gracie the gila...

my first ever tag in my life... -.-

here goes....

Dear Flirty :

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1)i dislike you. I think I realized it (2)when i threw up (3)in your closet and I saw you (4)Ignore (5)my avocado plant. I’m sure you’re (6)cowardly enough to understand (7)that i'm open. I’m returning (8)Your ring to you, but (9)your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I (10)always have felt dirty before before about (11)our friendship.

(12)Greetings to your freaky family,

Wyman.

have fun doing it...

1. What’s the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

People I Tag ::
anyone who wanna try... lolz

aftermath....

hollaaa people... sorry for the lack of updates... wat to do.. gotta work and all... damn tired sial.... not like many of u were checking out my blog frequently and was waiting for updates anxiously... oh well.. maybe except that Gracie that is so gilaaaa.. hahahaha... she is so gonna screw me down to earth... lolz.. gracie, pty ur bf laa.. have to say u r kawaii all the time when u merajuk.. LOL.. ok ok .. u r cuteee.. -.-

here goes the pics of my aunt's houseeee...

sorry for the camera taking skills.. i know u all gonan blast me for it! so i might as well point out my sucky skills at it! muahaha... the house with the black gates, belongs to my aunt.. and the house next to hers, belongs to her God sis's. Well if u think 3 storeys house is big enough, imagine 2 3-storeys house! YESS.. my aunt and her god sis joint the 2 houses~ omgg.. -.-

upon entering the house, u will see thisssssssssss before your very eyes... quite nice in my point of view... i like it... wonder when is my aunt gonan pen down my name to inherit her house... dream onnn... dream... gotta learn the daydremaing skills from piggy.. lolz..

the view from the stairs into the living room.. mind you, there's a glass separating the space, so if u r trying to be funny and tot, u can run and jump down the level? think twice.. coz u will end up face glued to the glass... maybe in a lil bit of style like the Olympic's logo, maybe with a lil bit of saliva drooling down.. -.-

nexttt.. the living room.. it's kind of dark... BUT as u all know, i would certainly find an excuse to cover this up... so... YEA i took it purposely in the dark to show the contrast nad yadi yada yadi yada... stop rolling over your eyes.. -.- i know u r doing it.. well NEXTTTTT

the proper pic of the living room... the walls are sorta made into the positions, piece by piece... damn nice lo... -.-

but one problem! the area is somehow a classy area with mountains surrounding it.. so it should be a good thing UNLESS when comes to the phone's signal.. -.- i had towalk out to balcony just to receive or reply msges~ once i close the balcony's winding glass, the signals will be all goneeee~ funny sial.. -.-

while loitering around penang to find for nice food... i came across a mechanic store and couldn't help but to laugh on the spot and took the picture..

well in my point of view!.. cehhh professional gilerrr...

in my point of view.. this "AH BENG car service centre", p/s: highlight the ah beng... can be interpreted into different ways...

NUMBER1 : this mechanic store is owned by someone somehow an Ah beng~

NUMBER2 : whoever that send their car to this service centre is definitely an Ah beng and

they r proud to be one~! or maybe 2.. or more.. oh well. their population grow fast

NUMBER3 : the mechnics at the service centre will turn ur nice cars into Ah beng style...

choose any interpretation u like ... at ur own cost... lolz..

nevertheless, taking ferry to butterworth really made me miss those times when i was small and follow my mummy around... it has been years since i paid a visi to penang... my mum used to tell me that, she would carry bags in one hand.. and another hand holding me n ushered me here n there... -.-

another higlight of the trip to penang was that i had the chacne to taste the nicest wine, that i have ever tasted in my life... well not like i have tasted alot.. and i am not allowed to drink that much... from someone.. -.-

presenting to u............

ice wine from Niagara Falls, canada.. fuhhhhhhh.... ice ice baby...

well who says UTAR students aint talented... and who SAYS UTAR students always spend time on nonsense! who says UTAR students aint talented enough....

well they r surely talented enough to think of something like this...

i came across this drawing on one of the table in the lecture hall( do u even consider that as a hall?!) and i seriously think they r quite creative.... well that's the only word i can describe the fella that drew and named that figure on the table other than no-life, idiot, joker... etc..

and another one...

well said... well said... i personally would like to meet up with the one who wrote that and give him a well pats on the back... he deserved that... after all the bullshiatttt that UTAR has provided us, and yet! he can come up with something so.... beautiful? WAHAHHAHA... maybe he was directing that line to *cough*lecturer*cough*

oh well... another updates hurmms.. perhaps after a week??? ahaha...

start part time job again... boring....

and that's part of job, taking pics in the shop... nothing better to do....

and most of all, i certainly miss the trip to JB and singapore... :)

beautiful eiii?? :) took it at Pagoh, Johor.

i miss u.. :)

to the one that stole my blog's line, smile more.. :)

to the one that recently suffering heartbreak, smile more too.. everything will be okay...

to the one always damn hyper... yes i meant u DEBBIE! behave la abit... control laa... guys all lari away from u edi laa... not like u gonna read my blog.. LOL... blast oni laa..

k.. signing off...

back in actionn...

holaaa people.. i am backkk.. after the 13 hours of train from Perlis to KL... -.-

pics will be uploaded soon... too lazy to blog the pics...

well i need to rest... couldn't sleep well in the train...

zzz....

anywayz... who's up for shopping spree!!!! ring me!!! lolz...

currently goyang kaki at home.. so if any jobs available, just let me know yaa...

i need cashhhh

boredom~ FREEDOM~!!!

i am too bored till blogging away in a cybercafe at my hometown... perlis.. -.-damn sienzzz nth to do here.. but the glad thing is i am going back to KL today!!! 5 more hours for the the train to leave... weeee.. and i stayed in perlis for like...ermmss a day only.. ahahaha

cant wait to go back... gonna be homealone!

well not really home alone tho, daddy would be home... but that doesnt make any difference... hahaha

ciaozz...

blog again at KL.. in a much condition cybercafe i perhaps... -.-terror la the cyber cafe here.. and the kids are playing CS.. omggg.. i used to play CS like yearsss ago... HAHAHHA