tagged by gracie the gila...

my first ever tag in my life... -.-

here goes....

Dear Flirty :

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1)i dislike you. I think I realized it (2)when i threw up (3)in your closet and I saw you (4)Ignore (5)my avocado plant. I’m sure you’re (6)cowardly enough to understand (7)that i'm open. I’m returning (8)Your ring to you, but (9)your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I (10)always have felt dirty before before about (11)our friendship.

(12)Greetings to your freaky family,

Wyman.

have fun doing it...

1. What’s the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

People I Tag ::
anyone who wanna try... lolz

aftermath....

hollaaa people... sorry for the lack of updates... wat to do.. gotta work and all... damn tired sial.... not like many of u were checking out my blog frequently and was waiting for updates anxiously... oh well.. maybe except that Gracie that is so gilaaaa.. hahahaha... she is so gonna screw me down to earth... lolz.. gracie, pty ur bf laa.. have to say u r kawaii all the time when u merajuk.. LOL.. ok ok .. u r cuteee.. -.-

here goes the pics of my aunt's houseeee...

sorry for the camera taking skills.. i know u all gonan blast me for it! so i might as well point out my sucky skills at it! muahaha... the house with the black gates, belongs to my aunt.. and the house next to hers, belongs to her God sis's. Well if u think 3 storeys house is big enough, imagine 2 3-storeys house! YESS.. my aunt and her god sis joint the 2 houses~ omgg.. -.-

upon entering the house, u will see thisssssssssss before your very eyes... quite nice in my point of view... i like it... wonder when is my aunt gonan pen down my name to inherit her house... dream onnn... dream... gotta learn the daydremaing skills from piggy.. lolz..

the view from the stairs into the living room.. mind you, there's a glass separating the space, so if u r trying to be funny and tot, u can run and jump down the level? think twice.. coz u will end up face glued to the glass... maybe in a lil bit of style like the Olympic's logo, maybe with a lil bit of saliva drooling down.. -.-

nexttt.. the living room.. it's kind of dark... BUT as u all know, i would certainly find an excuse to cover this up... so... YEA i took it purposely in the dark to show the contrast nad yadi yada yadi yada... stop rolling over your eyes.. -.- i know u r doing it.. well NEXTTTTT

the proper pic of the living room... the walls are sorta made into the positions, piece by piece... damn nice lo... -.-

but one problem! the area is somehow a classy area with mountains surrounding it.. so it should be a good thing UNLESS when comes to the phone's signal.. -.- i had towalk out to balcony just to receive or reply msges~ once i close the balcony's winding glass, the signals will be all goneeee~ funny sial.. -.-

while loitering around penang to find for nice food... i came across a mechanic store and couldn't help but to laugh on the spot and took the picture..

well in my point of view!.. cehhh professional gilerrr...

in my point of view.. this "AH BENG car service centre", p/s: highlight the ah beng... can be interpreted into different ways...

NUMBER1 : this mechanic store is owned by someone somehow an Ah beng~

NUMBER2 : whoever that send their car to this service centre is definitely an Ah beng and

they r proud to be one~! or maybe 2.. or more.. oh well. their population grow fast

NUMBER3 : the mechnics at the service centre will turn ur nice cars into Ah beng style...

choose any interpretation u like ... at ur own cost... lolz..

nevertheless, taking ferry to butterworth really made me miss those times when i was small and follow my mummy around... it has been years since i paid a visi to penang... my mum used to tell me that, she would carry bags in one hand.. and another hand holding me n ushered me here n there... -.-

another higlight of the trip to penang was that i had the chacne to taste the nicest wine, that i have ever tasted in my life... well not like i have tasted alot.. and i am not allowed to drink that much... from someone.. -.-

presenting to u............

ice wine from Niagara Falls, canada.. fuhhhhhhh.... ice ice baby...

well who says UTAR students aint talented... and who SAYS UTAR students always spend time on nonsense! who says UTAR students aint talented enough....

well they r surely talented enough to think of something like this...

i came across this drawing on one of the table in the lecture hall( do u even consider that as a hall?!) and i seriously think they r quite creative.... well that's the only word i can describe the fella that drew and named that figure on the table other than no-life, idiot, joker... etc..

and another one...

well said... well said... i personally would like to meet up with the one who wrote that and give him a well pats on the back... he deserved that... after all the bullshiatttt that UTAR has provided us, and yet! he can come up with something so.... beautiful? WAHAHHAHA... maybe he was directing that line to *cough*lecturer*cough*

oh well... another updates hurmms.. perhaps after a week??? ahaha...

start part time job again... boring....

and that's part of job, taking pics in the shop... nothing better to do....

and most of all, i certainly miss the trip to JB and singapore... :)

beautiful eiii?? :) took it at Pagoh, Johor.

i miss u.. :)

to the one that stole my blog's line, smile more.. :)

to the one that recently suffering heartbreak, smile more too.. everything will be okay...

to the one always damn hyper... yes i meant u DEBBIE! behave la abit... control laa... guys all lari away from u edi laa... not like u gonna read my blog.. LOL... blast oni laa..

k.. signing off...

back in actionn...

holaaa people.. i am backkk.. after the 13 hours of train from Perlis to KL... -.-

pics will be uploaded soon... too lazy to blog the pics...

well i need to rest... couldn't sleep well in the train...

zzz....

anywayz... who's up for shopping spree!!!! ring me!!! lolz...

currently goyang kaki at home.. so if any jobs available, just let me know yaa...

i need cashhhh

boredom~ FREEDOM~!!!

i am too bored till blogging away in a cybercafe at my hometown... perlis.. -.-damn sienzzz nth to do here.. but the glad thing is i am going back to KL today!!! 5 more hours for the the train to leave... weeee.. and i stayed in perlis for like...ermmss a day only.. ahahaha

cant wait to go back... gonna be homealone!

well not really home alone tho, daddy would be home... but that doesnt make any difference... hahaha

ciaozz...

blog again at KL.. in a much condition cybercafe i perhaps... -.-terror la the cyber cafe here.. and the kids are playing CS.. omggg.. i used to play CS like yearsss ago... HAHAHHA

error...

sorry i never state the reason why i put Niagara Falls as my title for the previous post...

i put it coz....

my aunt just treated us a bottle of winter wine, a product from niagra falls.. it's clear now huh?

the wine is damn good tho... RM250 pluss for a 350ml bottle.. -.- my goddd...

and here i ciaoz again.. haha

niagara falls...

the title of the post doesnt indicate i am having holiday at there... how i wish i am going to there... woahh...

so the professional paper is finally overr.. i took the paper at 8am in the morning O.o not to say we had to wake up damn early just to take LRT to the exams venue.. i woke up in the bloody 5am and waited for cabs at friggin 540am.. not like there will be any cabs at that time but i was just trying my luck there.. -.- and yea i couldnt find any cab but took the LRT bus instead at 6am.. -.-

the paper took us 3 hours and we got dragged to Pavilion for a movie.. 007~ to me it was a total bullshiattttt... my god i was half asleep in the cinema.. got awaken once in awhile by the sound effects and i woke up just to see some flying cars and ppl flying here and there... -.-at penang, my aunt's house, using her lap top to online.. weeee...

i am gonna post up pics of her house... 3 stories banglow... SWEETTTTTTT>....

gonna stay here for few days den gonna go back hometown at perlis~

i like my aunt's house......~~~~~~~

ciaozzz...



and i left to Penang the next day... and here i am

reschedule -.-

my exmas yesterday was called off... due to electricity power failure at the exam venue~ apparently it has been going on for 2 days, caused 2 days' candidates had to postpone their plans and all...

-.-

but luckily i was able to reschedule it to tmr's 8.00am session~ friggin early!! nevermind laa.. at least my plan of visiting relatives at penang and perlis is still onnnnn.. :D

once again... wish me lucks people....................

ciaozzzzzzzzzzzz............

pray the authority did pay their electricity bill so that the TNB wont cut off the electricity again.. amen... and pray i do well tmr...

formulae formulae...

new generation...

and so... i am at cc, printing out the stuffs that i need to bring to the exams venue tmr.. -.- wish me lucks people...

lotsa lotsa 'em...

-.-

god bless me...


by the way, i just witnessed the MOST entertaining fight or rather, quarell at the basketball court on one of the day in the weekend..
ah beng #1 : the one who was in red shirt...
ah beng #2 : the one who was in green shirt... -.-
narrator : me and my frens, who were lucky enough to be there... or not..

here is how the story goes... i reach the basketball court around 5 plus and there were already some bunch of kids playing basketball games over there.. so i just walked to the side of the court and sit down next to my basketball gang.. and the lala chais just broke into somehow an arguement..

ah beng #1 : OIts wtff.. u know how to play basketball or not one ar!!
ah beng #2 : watttt... is u dunno how to play okayy... where got ppl bang opponent one..
den me n my frens were like -.- , if dowan body contact, might as well go play badminton or catch butterfly right... and the fight continues

ah beng #1 : u know who i am or not?! wanna fight is it?!!
ah beng #2 : wat's ur name! tell and see!
ah beng #1 : Tan XXx XXx...
and i go.. who the hell r u.. -.-
ah beng #2 : i dunno who r u... wanna fight den come la!
ah beng #1 : fight den fight la...
u guys must be wondering wat would me and my frens do, run in the court to stop them??? nahhh.. we waited too long after high school to watch another fight... we wouldnt wanna make the situation better.. we make it worse! ahaha.. wat to do.. i am from KJ.. deal with it.. -.-
ah beng #2 : come laa.. scared u ar!
me : niama ar... wanna fight den fight la.. talk so much for wat....
ah beng #1 : settle den! we fight... ... DOTA! who lose who pay!
me and my frens : DOTA?! WTF???
ah beng #2 : come laa.. .one on one... let's go cyber cafe n settle it now......

and so they left the court... left me n my frens speechless on the court...
what's wrong with the kids nowadays! no more physical fights??!! no like i am encouraging them to fight or watsoever... i mean it's a good thing coz there will be lesser gang fight cases and innocents being invovled... BUTTTT... come on la.. no fights to watch??? tak shiok edi laa.. -.- add la some spice in to the life people.. -.- get a life kids~ DOTA DOTA~ -.- goddd..

k story ends.. .gotta settle my stuffs n study for my paper...

good luck to those who r sitting for SPM next week.. :) all the best... and especially to her :)