.lazy update.

I am currently fascinated with the shortform of "FML"... hahahahha... i find it very... userfriendly...

Anyways, the update is for the interview that i attended a week before year 2010 :)

Kinda bizarre and funny experience i would say...

I received a phone call, which interfered my nice afternoon nap, and i was told that i was shortlisted to go for interview for the position of "Risk Executive".

Oh wells, the job designation sounds nice, I was damn free, so why not... OK la... settle.. went for interview... but upon looking up to the company's name and address....

Company Name : ProgramDNA

Address : Jalan Mati, Lorong Sehala (like i remember the address la >.<, oh this is where i should use... fml... XD)

and i told myself not to be scared.. it's just gonna be like the previous interviews.. and yeaa... i found the ONLY cheaper tranpostation to go to the destination, via RapidKL bus... Jeng Jeng Jeng...

Well it's always safer to sit next to the emergency exit, ESPECIALLY you are going into the rather remote place in KL and you have never been there! it's some where in taman desa btw..


and yea... I asked the bus driver to stop me at the bus stop, nearest to the place that i am going to...

Ever been in the situation where you stnad at the cross road, look around and everywhere looked the same and you have no idea where each roads lead to?? well yeaa, I had that experience that day...
According to the map, the company is supposed to be somewhere in the picture above... someone please show me the company? Apparently nil out of the people that i asked knew about the company???? ?!

Oh wells.. from that point, i knew it was up to myself to find the company myself.. Started from the scratch! locate the streets! you know malaysia is forever with jalan 1, jalan 2, jalan mati, jalan sehala, jalan raya and all... bla bla bla..

so yeaaa.. the easiest way to look for it is, to SEE the sign board!

HAH... just when i though i was so smart...


A street sign board without the board! FYL! Dont friggin accuse us Malaysian dunno how to read signboard... Because there's NEVER a signboarD! i was furious! *took out camera and snap snap*

and i was blunt, i was lost, i walked the place like 2321284712851 times and i couldnt find the company....

just when i was about to give up... i looked up... and... guess wat...

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

It is at upstairs of a friggin Cybercafe...

initial impression about the company - lousy, operates above a cybercafe

Maybe i watched too much of spy shows and those typical FBI movies... Instead of walking up straight, I went to the mamak nearby... tried to immitate the typical spys, to do lil bit of research of the company...

Oh yaaa... i tell you, the fried chicken at the mamak was so niceeeeeeee.. and when i placed order...

"errrr... maggi goreng satu... "

Fishstick... damn not related to the chicken only lo.. >.<

Then i started, asking everyone possible that i can pick when they walk near me...

"Excuse me, have you heard about this company.. XXX company"

and the results that i have collected???

NONE....

Coz nobody knows about the friggin company... FTL(F*ck their life)

everyone says never heard about it -.- or maybe the company is at the OTHER side of the town... crazy...

Oh wells... i gave up, decided to just go upstairs and give it a try...

AND AND AND people.. niamehhh.. there's this 2 lala gals walked up before me.. and they gave me the kinda stare...

so my initial impression of the company changed into, Lousy and unknown, and it's operating above a cybercafe and possibly, one floor below a prostitution centre... *Case close*

basically the company looks like this... you go in, you will see a table, then if you see the left, you will see a toilet with 2 more table, i guess that's the Marketing department, operating next to the toilet, fantastic... and they have this small way leads to another room on the left, which is the Human Resources Department, operating in a typical small room, which looks smaller than my room, a rather short of resources punya Human Resources Department, brilliant!

And their receptionist table is like... *draw a tiny rectangular shape* that big, luckily they prepared a Reader Digest, Aaaaa Reader Digest okay...

Soon the interview started, conducted by this malay dude and ended with lotsa compliments and assurance to me that they were ready to take me in, and would like me to come for the 2nd interview...

The lil information that i gathered after the interview. The company has 27 headcounts (..2-7..), 8 Departments, which roughly make like, 3 person per department.. Kantoi... A company that's ready to shoot into international level, in years to come... (that's what he said... )

When i walked out of the company, i texted baby and said, " I DOWAN WORK HERE... T.T"

So yeaaaa... The journe to go back was wayyy more fun...

to see a cute city cleaner car, trying to fight for place with buses and big cars...

yesss, it's stalled in the middle of the cross road cause it was jam... I guess it was rather awkward for the driver in the cute vehicle, imagine him wearing shades and chew on cigar while driving that thing... wakakakaka..

and spotted shaolin mnk wannabe... big time failure~ since when do you see a monk smokes while talking on a cell phone (i didnt manage to capture that cause a TIANG blocked the best angle).. so yeaaaa.. there's him, walking away in the kungfu shaolin style (baby reminded me the character in the Kungfu Soccer, the fei chai that is supposed to be very light when he run n all?? ) ahahahaha...

eye catchy movie ads..


And the day ended with misery, public transportation all the way... zzzzzz

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The next day, went to UOB bank pulaksss.. for second round of interview as i was shortlisted in the preliminary interview...

It was more like a IQ EQ kinda testing rounds, where they gave us tasks, and we were supposed to think out of the box...

we were supposed to build an egg catcher, with the limited choices of materials; newspapers, straws, paperclips, tissue papers and cardboard. Each is tagged with a price, cause we were supposed to be evaluated by the cost of the product that we made... -.-

lucky number 115, which doesnt mean that there were 115 candidates, it was just a number available at that time.. -.- FML.. hahaha.. i am getting a hang of it!

Not to mention, the learning centre is situated at the Jalan PUDU, another remote place in KL i would say.. hahahaha...

The Ku Lou Yok Rice, that has 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.... god knows how many piece of the meat! but it was little! little for the price of RM6.50! Daylight Robbery!

The best part was, when i asked for tissue paper... The people come and tell me that, 50 cent for tissue paper... -.-

DENGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.... i report police lorrrrrrrrrrr!

and the interview session ended at around 4 plus and upon walking back...

i spotted a "Parking palce for Staff Only" place... and it can only fit 3 cars... hehehe..

Anyone wanna get a specs from this place??? errrrrrrr.. not me...

Later that night, I brought baby to this True Spa at the Jaya 33 for hte free session of back massages....

It was nice, cause we go it for free... le le le le le ~ hahahaha

at least baby enjoyed it, an alternative getaway from the hectic college life... at least we get to enjoy for 30 mins... i need more massages.. :(

baby next time we go again k? hehehe

i wanna bring baby go to the bangsar there for massage er.. hehehe

I wish they would call me to give me free trials again tho .. :(

Friends, please put my name if you join true spa next time yaaa.. hahahaha...

and we dropped by at Picaddily for a hmmm... chillout session.. with food until we got bored.. hahaha...

not so nice punya ice kacang....

sinful sinful Naan~

temptation

eventually... i got tempted... LOL

Baby felt bad after eating all those food... oh wells at least we get to have night walk outside the picadilly hehehe.. and we walked to the cab, only to find ourselves to stuck with the most unreasonable cab driver i have ever met! Chinese somemore! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh

think he is damn smart... buggerrr!

A new year.. with lotsa things to look forward...

hopefully it will be a good year...

light, dont go off on me :)

That's all for my random post... tataaaa

going to baby's coll again tmr.. hehehe

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