random jokes..

Joke #1,

a chinese , a malay and an indian was driving the newest s class mercedes.

if you see the malay guy driving, his a driver (ah mad)

if you see the indian guy driving, its a stolen car

if you see the chinese guy driving, its his own car


XD

Joke #2,

i like this one too even tho i am a chinese.. XD
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One day, Malaysian government suddenly asks the people to hand in RM10,000 and give them 3 days to take the money out.

Day 1
Indian: Find money from relatives.
Malay: Do nothing.
Chinese: GNN CJB KNS @#%*(*&(#@%^(*&(@, stupid thing they come up. I am NOT going to pay it. I sue them only they know. (In his house.)

Day 2
Indian: Find money from friends.
Malay: Do nothing.
Chinese: GNN CJB KNS @#%&(*)(*#@%*&)(*)@#^#, stupid thing they come up. I am NOT going to pay it. I sue them only they know. (In kopitiam.)

Day 3
Indian: Queue up at the department pay up the money.
Malay: Do nothing.
Chinese: GNN CJB KNS @#%&(*)(*#@%*&)(*)@#^#, stupid thing they come up. (At the government department queuing up paying the money.)


Joke #3, oh wtf one...

Dating Malay, Chinese, and Indian chicks.

Malay girl

1st date: You get to hold hands

2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss.

3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS.

Chinese girl

1st date: You take her to a restaurant.

2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant.

3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night.
[I]
Indian girl

1st date: You meet her parents.

2nd date: She meets your parents.

3rd date: Wedding night.